Thursday, July 31, 2014

Bloggers

I love to read...

I love to read blogs...

But when it comes to male bloggers there seems to be a shortage. I get I am rare species, but you would think there would be some other male bloggers writing about their feelings, hopes, dreams, etc. I am tired of male bloggers being tech or auto crap. Seriously show some emotions, the women get all squealy when we share our feelings.

I like to blog actually. I can show my creative side. I had a Xanga a very very long time ago and it was decent. But it, like Myspace, couldn't keep up with demands of a social setting. I do miss some of the male bloggers on there.

I am not knocking the female bloggers I read. I love reading them all. I like reading the content and seeing what everyone has to say on a topic of such or what kind of topic they have created. It makes me excited. However, male point of view would be nice to read from time to time.

I will have to be the change I want to see in the world. I have ideas on what to write about but I would love to hear your ideas. Send em on!



Most Magical Thing In the World

Now that you have a family where are you off to? To Walt Disney World with my Family!




I have been, my daughter and my future wife have not. Where are we going Disney World! I have been as a kid and I went the last two times that my cousin has went. So my excitement is building more and more each day.

I like many other fellow Disney goers know just long how it takes to prepare for a Disney trip. I am preparing for my little family's first Disney trip. I have two very excited girls. They squeal randomly. Avary will do a wiggle dance when she thinks about packing even.

We have a Disney Queen in our present and she is awesome at Disney trips. This girl has went to Disney about 50 times as a vacation and is just 23. Right now she is working there "helping" the characters. She has about 6 or 7 Disney binders with different kinds of information. She is trying to get certification as a Disney travel agent. This girl is going to be amazing at it too.

It's because of this girl that my family gets to go to Disney World. She is insisting to take us for free. She said that she loves getting to see people's reaction to their first Disney trip. And since my future wife and my daughter are going on their first trip Hunter is going to have double the fun. Disney should pay this girl. She takes them to Disney then makes them hooked and they go back and back.

I am learning a lot from her and I have started planning. I am purchasing a lot of supplies to make planner. I going to Office Depot tomorrow to start our planner. I know my future wife will be proud.

My world land for this project can be found HERE.


Saturday, July 26, 2014

We Are Family



As I wrote in my last post, Jessica, Avary and myself are all a family now. And we aren't boring people so why do boring things all the time? That's just conforming to society's idea of us having to be like the Jones and the Cleavers. No thanks. So here are some ideas I have found and come up with for us to have amazing family time.


Backwards Supper - Wear your clothes backward because nothing is normal this night! We are going to eat under the table, have dessert first, eat the other side of the utensils, eat on the back of the dinnerware, etc. I know we will all of it and that's what makes memories is funky out there things.

Music Making - Shake, shake, rattle rattle, if you have a headache stay away from our house this night. We are going to be making our own musical instruments and then jamming out and keeping the beat with real music. Don't forget dancing. Wiggle it all out.

Redneck Slip n Slide and Rain Shower - Tarp, dish washing detergent, and water? Things are about to get slippery! I love doing this. But I have also seen ideas for taking PVC pipes and making a ton different sprinkler ideas. Water park in our backyard? I think so.

Who Was Murdered Here? - Chalk and the driveway, need I say more? Outlining each other. Hopscotch, drawing, four squares etc. Possibilities are endless.

Meatballs on the Floor - Table cloth on the floor and a pile of spaghetti, say what? Well at this McLachlan house we are going to eat spaghetti on the floor with no utensils. Just use your mouth and make a mess.

Matilda - Eat chocolate, roll around on the floor, roller skate and blade through the house, hoola hoop, and read. I think our household can handle this. I do believe we can and while we are at why not watch the movie and read the book too.

Dollar Date - Dollar Store days! Pick a theme and buy stuff with that theme. Fun times discovering new things in the dollar store.

Glow On - Glow party, glow sticks are the only light this night! Yep there will be tons of popping and breaking and shaking in our house that night. Glow sticks make for a lot of fun. Plus they are super cheap if you look in the right places for them.

Camping... Indoors - Too hot? Don't like bugs? Yep roll out that sleeping bag in the living room and make the smores in the microwave! Plus we can do this while it's raining or a thunderstorm and tell ghost stories.

Camping For Real - I only go camping during the fall. I think it's because my mom only liked to go during the fall. It's so peaceful except when you hear the whistles and cheering coming from the campers watching the football games. I love warming up chili on a camp stove while sitting around a fire.

Funny Face Horse - The game is just like the game you play on a basketball court. One person shoots and the next person has to make the same shot. If they miss the shot then they are “H” and the game continues until someone is “H-O-R-S-E” and that person has lost, In this game, the first person is going to make a funny face. The next person tries to make the same funny face. The referee decides if the second person matched the face or not. If not… then “H”.

Dino Night - Dinosaur movies - Dinosaur or Land Before Time. Fossil cookies, dancing to Walk the Dinosaur, We can always dress up like the Flintstones as well. Who doesn't want to pretend to be a cave person?

I have many more ideas, these are just a few I loved the most. Jessica and I are going to get parents of the year if I have anything to do about it.




One Little Heartbeat At A Time



Did I have doubts? Of course. But I knew that God was doing this for a reason. Things like this didn't just come up back to back for nothing. God knew what he was doing in my life and I will be forever grateful for him giving me the blessings He has this year.

First I knew that I may have a situation where I would have to step in and adopt my sister. I was her Godfather. So I had been prepared to take over if I needed to do so but I was never expecting to actually have to put that into action.

After countless hours of social worker meetings, talking to lawyers, child services and going over finances, Avary is my daughter completely.

I was very nervous about the home study, but I just prayed and God was looking out for me. Having to write my autobiography was nerve wrecking enough, but the other things such as having to get a physical (to see if you have a normal life expectancy and normal mental health. Any prior mental issues could cause problems. Apparently being confused a lot isn't a big deal. ), personal interviews (the view to see if you live in a stable environment and how you handle situations) these were also the longest process because it's not just one interview and they are not always announced, then the criminal background check, financial Statements (financial records are reviewed by the social worker conducting the home study and they include annual income, savings, liabilities or debt, and overall net worth) and they went over my insurance and what insurance I plan on getting for Avary.

It was a long a tedious process but knowing that I go to sleep at night knowing that Avary completely safe the rest of her life makes it worth the process.

People have asked what the costs of the process was and I won't lie it was very costly. The home studies range themselves from $500 to $3000. Mine was in between those. And there will be post studies as well. Erica helped me get the best lawyer though so there are no loop holes.

As for a mother for Avary? Jessica will do just fine. Those two are so much like each other it's a wonder that Avary didn't come out of her. It is priceless. With those two my world is complete and I feel like I am sitting on a million dollars.

Yes in the future we plan to adopt more and hopefully have our own. As long as God is the center of what we do then who can be against us and win?

Sunday, July 13, 2014

Mayhem Really Needs to Die



I really despise these commercials. I don't understand how this man has become as popular as Flo from Progressive. I want to really punch this guy a lot of the time.

  • The things he does are mayhem but to a dramatic level. Sure it could be true but at a highest level.
  • He is just annoying. 
  • Sometimes the things he does actually make no sense when he is talking in first person about someone else.
These are the things I hate about this commercial. This and the Godaddy.com commercial are my least favorite. I can watch tampon and Viagra commercials more than I can watch those.  

Thursday, July 10, 2014

Baby When the Light Go Out...

What would I do if all of the electricity in the world went out?

 First I would freak out. Technology is almost like a baby to me. I like to nourish it and find new things to do with it and how to fix things with it. 

Second, light some candles and start walking. I want all of my friends and family together and cars run on electricity (Or part atleast does) so we will be moving to get everyone together. 

Then I guess we go back to the early 1800s. Letters, lamps, gas, etc. 

Also may want to add a few extra hospitals because some people will go nuts without technology. I think I could possibly be able to adapt. I am not sure of that though. However, I do believe I would try to adapt. 

 

Friday, July 4, 2014

Gotta Get That Boom Boom




My grandma had us all over for the Fourth today. She had made my cousins put together a playlist. Let's just say things this morning at my grandmother's pool party was wild.

Ever seen a five year old drop it low? I can officially say I have. Bad part? She's mine. I know I was glaring at her mother Tina with a fierce look.

My family are not the best role models. We have pole dancers (no not strippers), Well we did have a stripper, we have had flashers, and exotic dancers. So Avary comes by it naturally. It was just shocking.

Though we did leave when the song I'm in Luv with a Stripper. Well I made Avary leave. I knew how crazy and how funny my cousins would be.

I know it will be something tonight. Only my family.